I've been around for quite some time. Honestly, I do not know where to start. In my opinion, it's best not to discuss such things online.
Exactly. Same here. I've had a few hairy moments in my life too, but they tend to dilute the impact of them when you bandy them about, especially in impartial settings like online forums (at least that's what I think). It is still interesting to read the experiences of others, but for me this forum is for relaxing and sharing scientific and gaming opinions and ideas. After a rough day, its great to unwind, and just talk by proxy with somebody you don't even know, nor will ever. Reminding yourself of your past hardships delineates from this (no disrespect intended).
But that is what the Off Topic forum is for...